Tag line from a ’60s movie B-movie about square cops busting dirty hippies? Not really, unless Rumor Kitty is the cop and the Stoners are the…nevermind.

“We can’t thank <name withheld> enough for supporting…Stoners…we are so excited…for…the opportunity to showcase all of our local homegrown …”

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The Stoners are going to announce another sponsor in addition to Stooges in Allentown. Who will it be? Draw the curtains, dim the lights, gather around the crystal ball, and let’s see what Madam Ruby sees…

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