We love soccer. We love the Lehigh Valley. The two together are like peanut butter and jelly, and who doesn’t love that? Would we be willing to start a supporters group for lovers of peanut butter and jelly? Probably not, that would be weird. But a supporters group for a Lehigh Valley pro soccer club? Well, that’s slightly more socially acceptable. But only slightly.

And yes, we know William Penn was a pacifist — the irony of the name is not lost on us. But we think he may have reconsidered when it came to soccer.

MEET US–WE LIKE YOU:

D. Scott, Easton, PA. Words, flags

Likes: public drumming; Dislikes: Drum Circles

J. Lee, Stewartsville, NJ. Shouts, Chants

Favorite activity that involves digging a hole: archaeology

Rumor Kitty, from Parts Unknown. Gossip

Favorite Movie: Anything where Hillary Duff uses her charm to get out of trouble defeat evil

Want to join Penn’s Army?

Yes, you do.

pennsarmy@gmail.com

We’d really like to hear from you